Dammit, guys, this is why people think we’re insane.
Hands down one of the greatest posts I have ever reblogged on here
my social studies teacher once told us “human beings are the most selfish of all. even when someone dies, you shed tears only because they are no more around to provide you with whatever they had been for so long”
and it has been 3 years since she said this and this is still what i think about at night
how do i lose weight quickly and easily and also how do i gain the ability to fly and breathe fire and how do i cheat death